#“Bottom Feeding US Conference Organisers always Good for a Giggle”
Dear Conor,
Your company was recently nominated by our esteemedadvisory boardas a company of interest for the blah blah blah event. The number of talented entrepreneurs and the quality of innovative start-ups represented among the 200+ nominees are promising indicators of where the next big ideas in marketing, technology and communication will originate.
Given your nomination, we would like to invite you to stay connected with blah blah blah by extending an invitation to purchase a conference pass and join us at the blah.
Oh that's put me in a good humour for the day.
Waiting for Tesco to invite me to purchase shower gel after my nomination by them as a very clean person.